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Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata. I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love. From Shahjee ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the From Shahjee A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" From Shahjee Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:) From Shahjee sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids ho meri biwi say mere bhai ko, bhai say bhabi ko, bhabi say,papa ko, papa say mama ko, mama say parosee ko, Tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai From Shahjee Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi From Shahjee Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge From Shahjee Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam From Shahjee Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. From Shahjee Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya From Shahjee in an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr. Interviewr shouts: stop it !( SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup. From Shahjee Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. From Shahjee ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun???? From Shahjee Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day" Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" Sardar: "Keh Day NA" Prito: "Nahi Na" Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" From Shahjee SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY.. ASSI THAK GAEE AAN From Shahjee Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai, sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain From Shahjee A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. From Shahjee ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna From Shahjee |
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