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Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. From Shahjee Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar "yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai". From Shahjee Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! From Shahjee Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai From Shahjee A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha! From Shahjee SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon From Shahjee sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata" From Shahjee Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 From Shahjee sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai From Shahjee Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe! Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte From Shahjee Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bola Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA From Shahjee 2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No.. From Shahjee |
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