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Gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke
haathi niche se bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho
gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar ye aam ka ped hai
gadha:pata hai main ganna saath me laya hun

Phone Ki Ring Baji.
Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu.
Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai
Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha

Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye**

Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise.
ke khuda bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab utrega kaise.

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha

SMS karna chod do

Toothpaste ki add mein DAAT dikhata hai,
Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata hai,
lekin WHISPER ki add mein ku kuch nehi dikhata.
Ye to sarasar na insafi hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.

dil main basa hai pyar tera,
aakhon mein hai tasavir teri
jab yaad aati hai teri,
hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY

Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.
Ghar me tere roz Dange honge.
Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana
Tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..

ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA
DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA
NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA,
AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA,
CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA.

Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar
Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,
sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!

Aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,
JIGAR maango de denge,
JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,
kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!

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