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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai,
baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,
Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge

ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana
upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana

ek ladki thi dewani si
mobile lekar ghumti thi
shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch karti rahti thi
jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on kaise hota hai

main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola

Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge
Tab


gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.
ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI.
HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI.
KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.
TOH
WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke
bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai
Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji
To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao
Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji.

7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the,
ek adami ake bola,
Sadhuji kya karu Ladakiya Line nahi deti?
Sadhu: Chote sadhu see Gutkeshwar ek chatai aur lagao.

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